1. Paying the Minimum … Forever?

    Digging through my piles of personal-finance books this weekend, I came across the very first money book I ever purchased: Carol Keeffe’s How to Get What You Want in Life with the Money You Already Have (1995 edition).

    It really is quite amazing how much different the advice can be from one author to the next. On page 111, Ms. Keefe summarizes why she advocates paying only the minimums on installment bills:

    Why should anyone pay only the minimum payment due on his or her installment bills instead of getting them paid off as fast as possible and eliminating those high finance charges? Two main reasons. One is to diffuse the emotional grip bils have over us by putting them in last place, making them unimportant. The other is to free up money so we can begin to pay ourselves. Paying the minimum on the bills is a tremendous boost in moving us from the credit card trap to the freedom of choice that comes with having money.

    What? Diffuse the emotional grip bills have over us? That sounds precisely like the kind of psychobabble crap you’d get from an author who’s made her paycheck by telling people what they want to hear. (It’s what the guys at Chase and Citibank want their customers to hear, for sure.)

    I didn’t think much, one way or another, of this advice back when I first read it. It didn’t make much of an impact on me, apparently, because not long thereafter I was back at the bookstore, buying copies of other (better) money books. (If memory serves, Mary Hunt’s Debt-Proof Living and Joe Dominguez’ Your Money or Your Life were the next guideposts on my debt-free journey. Both were, and are, fantastic.)

    What Keeffe advocates in her book, to be fair, is that one should pay the minimums on all bills until s/he has six months’ salary tucked away in savings. At that point, s/he won’t need credit cards any longer for month-to-month living and emergencies — making it easier to get rid of the things once and for all.

    FACT: When you take your focus off the bills and pay the minimum, the installment bills do go away.

    FACT: You can do it.

    FACT: Paying the minimum will make you want to quit using the cards and start living in the present.

    FACT: By choosing to pay the minimum on your credit card bills, you are taking action that says, “My goals and I are more important than the bills.” You have taken charge.

    I’m sorry, but Ms. Keeffe is reaching into the realm of the absurd. Readers who take this path are playing right into their creditors’ hands.

    Obviously, we’re all different in how we react to money. Perhaps Ms. Keefe’s advice would work for someone out there. Like all finance authors, she has plenty of satisfied-client stories dabbled throughout the book.

    But there’s a reason why card companies love customers who make minimum payments. And for an author to advocate that people do this for an extended period — how long would it take most folks to save up SIX MONTHS’ SALARY? — strikes me as … pathetic. And ridiculous.

    I suppose I could give this book away, but I won’t. Probably better that I keep it stuffed in a dismal corner of my bookshelves, never to escape and/or pollute the mind of some naive debt-choked consumer who thinks How to Get What You Want in Life actually offers a valid way out.




     

     

  2. One Family’s Housing Woe

    A couple of weeks ago, in Ready to Own a Home?, I talked about some mistakes made by too-anxious homebuyers. Well, what do you know? The LA Times presents a fine example of just what I was talking about:

    LA Times: Undone By Their Dreams

    It’s one family’s tale of housing woe, to be sure.

    In 2006, Dawn and Michael Meenan found what they were looking for in Hesperia, in a community called Mission Crest. But they had declared bankruptcy four years earlier and were uncertain they could buy a house here. Then the phone rang.

    “Your loan has been approved.”

    Ah yes, the joys of housing bubbles … when folks four years removed from a BK can go out and borrow hundreds of thousands for a home in the desert.

    Dawn and Michael Meenan first explored Hesperia on Thanksgiving weekend in 2005. …They followed the signs and billboards to the subdivision, set off from the desert by a cinder-block wall. Six builders were showing model homes. A large red balloon soaring above one tract tugged at its anchor.

    …Amid the imposing two-story designs, they settled on a modest single-story home — yet with 2,400 square feet, it was large enough for their growing family. The sales representatives told them that one would be available on Newport Street by midsummer, and if they put down a $3,000 deposit they could lock in the price at $365,000.

    Lesson One in Homebuyer Edumacation: When people use the word “modest” to describe a $365,000 home, with 2,400 square feet, much buyer heartache lurks down the road.

    They could barely scrape together the deposit, and they didn’t have a down payment for the mortgage. The sales representatives didn’t seem worried. Let’s see what we can do, they said, giving the Meenan children crayons to color with and taking notes on the couple’s credit history.

    Countrywide Financial Corp. turned them down. Freedom Plus Mortgage said yes. After signing the loan documents, the Meenans worried they would be overextended, but they told themselves that this was what first-time homebuyers do, especially when they’re in their 30s and their family is young.

    Now where have I heard that before?

    Given their bankruptcy, the Meenans qualified only for a subprime mortgage. Their first loan was fixed at 7.375% for three years and was then adjustable; their second was fixed at 11.625% for 30 years. The payments came to more than $2,500 a month.

    Both loans were two percentage points above market rates, and in 2036 they would have to make balloon payments totaling nearly $300,000. Then there were the property and the community taxes — nearly $3,000 twice a year.

    You just know this is going to end well, right?

    But they managed. When Dawn’s maternity leave was over, she went back to work as a bookkeeper for an Irwindale-based online company that sells vitamin supplements. Michael worked in the firm’s warehouse. Together they made nearly $95,000 a year.

    Wow. That’s a very, very nice salary — for any family NOT sucked into a piggybacked $365k deathtrap mortgage. For a family who DID take on the loan, though … ’tis a different story.

    And did I mention the home’s location required the Meenans to undertake a 1-hour commute every day?

    If it was a sacrifice, they told themselves, it was worthwhile. They were building equity. They were improving their credit scores. In time, their income would rise, and they could refinance. That was what the sales representatives had told them.

    In March 2007, Michael was laid off and had to take odd jobs. Three months later, Dawn’s employer gave her a chance to start her own bookkeeping business. She could work at home, and as she brought in clients, the family income climbed back to near six figures. She and Michael felt secure enough to landscape the backyard, put in a patio and plant a vegetable garden.

    Whew. For a minute there, I thought this whole setup might not work out as planned!

    The idyll proved brief. As the recession deepened, Dawn lost clients, and their income started to fall. In December 2008, they did not pay their property tax. They didn’t have the money. Besides, they rationalized, homes in the area had dropped almost $200,000 in value, and they’d be getting a reassessment and their taxes should go down.

    Then one day, as Dawn organized the bills, she saw how fast they were falling behind. She was paying the mortgage later each month, and in July the interest rate on the first loan would reset upward. It could cost them anywhere from $100 to $1,000 more each month.

    All completely unexpected, of course.

    Of course.

    They spoke to the bank but were told that they didn’t qualify for a loan modification, and in May they just couldn’t pay the mortgage anymore. Sad and angry, they stopped paying on the first loan — then, two months later, on the second.

    They contacted a real estate agent to list the house. They waited until after Michael’s birthday in August to put up the For Sale sign. They didn’t want to have to explain the situation to their family just yet.

    In October, the house was sold for $125,000. As the family waited in the car, Michael went inside for one last look. The sunlight streaming through the windows looked different without the curtains, but it still brought back a flood of memories. When he saw the stain on the carpet from one of the children’s spilled drinks, he cried.

    There might have been a time when I’d feel sympathy for these folks, but not any longer. I’ve long since tired of it. No matter what anyone tells you, bad choices have bad consequences. (Unless you’re a TBTF bank. If that’s the case, and you made this loan, good on you. Thanks for taking such a prudent risk. As always, we taxpayers got your back.)




     

     

  3. Ready to Buy a Home? No, You’re Not

    So I recently read this great article by Trent at The Simple Dollar

    Simple Dollar: Four Atypical Things to Do Before Buying a House

    …and it made me think about all the things I hear people around me say — people who are either house-shopping, or who recently bought their first home — that sort of pointed toward a, uh, less-than-dreamy home-ownership experience for them.

    Ah yes. I can hear them all now …

    “We can afford it. The house payment is barely more than our rent.”

    Think your current rent payments are equivalent to the monthly payment of a mortgage? If so, think again.

    This is because the costs of owning a home aren’t limited to your mortgage payment. Leaking roofs, lawn maintenance, broken windows, higher utility bills, plumbing woes, crapped-out central A/C systems, and an endless array of other “You’re on the hook now!” money drainers are always on the playbill for Joe and Jane Homeowner.

    And many times, the prices of such “homeowner incidentals” easily reach into the four-digit realm to fix.

    Because such expenses are essentially guaranteed when you’re a homeowner, and because they’d never be a consideration if you were a renter, it is downright deadly to equate rent payments and mortgage payments.

    Yet, like car buyers, potential homebuyers (especially young adults) tend to see everything in terms of monthly payments rather than total cost. “Payments” are simple, and hide a whole lot of things. There’s a reason the lending world wants you to focus on payments.

    “Cost,” however, is expansive. It includes all items stated, incidental, and accrued.

    Ignoring “cost” because it tells you something you don’t want to hear, in favor of “payment,” because it’s nice and cozy and your banker tells you you can afford it?

    That’s a fantastic way to end up broke and on stage with Dr. Phil.

    “What if we don’t have any money for a down payment?”

    Then you shouldn’t be buying a house.

    Anyone who tells you otherwise (1) is doing you a major disservice, and (2) probably has a paycheck that’s dependent on your buying decision.

    If you can’t come up with at least 3.5 percent down (the bare-assed minimum to qualify for an FHA loan these days), then you’ve made one thing perfectly clear: You have no control over your spending or your money. You haven’t shown any ability to plan for the future and the unknowns it will send your way.

    Having no savings for a down payment shows that you have no respect for risk. (Or no financial ability to acknowledge it. Either way, you’re not qualified for home ownership.)

    Remember the four-digit “unexpected” expenses I mentioned above? They’ll happen. They’ll happen at the worst possible times. They’ll have to be paid for.

    “It’s time to buy. Our agent says prices have bottomed.”

    The day potential homebuyers stop thinking of houses as a can’t-miss investment, just waiting to be snapped up at the bottom tick, is a day I’ll cherish. Until homes become a place to live again, rather than a no-risk-perceived lotto ticket to retirement cash, then the housing market will continue to deliver misery to a great many people.

    “It’s time to buy. My wife and I really need a tax break.”

    Ah yes, the old tax-deductibility hook, adored by real-estate agents and mortgage brokers alike.

    I’m pretty good with Excel, but somehow I still can’t make it show me how this is a path to riches: Send $100 to the bank (interest) so you don’t have to send $30 to the IRS (taxes).

    Maybe there’s a function I’m missing somewhere. Yeah, that’s probably it.

    “Yes, the payment seems high. But our agent said we would grow into it.”

    Back when Lisa and I were buying our home (our first, and still current, home), I had several people tell me not to be afraid of “stretching” to get into a “starter” home. My memory’s foggy, but I bet I heard it from our real-estate agent, too. Tough to recall.

    However, even at the tender age of 25, Lisa and I understood one thing: Just because the bank was willing to loan us $110k, that had no bearing on whether we could afford — or should even consider purchasing — a $110k house. In fact, we ended up purchasing a ~$65k house.

    Assuming we stay here, this house will be paid off by the time our kid hits high school.

    In Summary: Trent Nailed It

    Here’s the point where, for my money, Trent’s message is absolutely spot-on. He runs through a handful of reasons people give for why it will be “different” (always in a good way) once they buy a house:

    “Our lifestyle will be different when we own a house.” In what way? The only major change will be that you have less spending money and, most likely, more room to store stuff.

    Such statements are merely ways to pass the buck on to your future self, the responsible one who owns a house and makes more money and makes all of the payments. If that person doesn’t exist now, merely owning a house won’t make that person exist in the future. Don’t ever base your plans on what you hope might happen someday.

    Take responsiblity now. See whether or not you actually can make it work in terms of your month-over-month finances. If you can’t do it now, then you won’t be able to do it then.

    I could not agree more strongly. If you can’t do it now, you won’t be able to do it then.

    If you couldn’t save money while you were renting, you won’t save money once you’re a homeowner. There will simply be too many opportunities for money to drift out of your grasp. Having no ability to save before you make the leap to home ownership, even if it’s just a few percent of the purchase price, means you’ll be placing yourself in a terribly perilous position.

    Betting that you can handle it all because of a better future “financial self” is precisely what you must not do. Because it’s quite likely that the total cost of home ownership itself is what will consistently drag your financial future lower.




     

     

  4. Student Loans vs Subprime Loans: Similarities Abound

    Except, of course, that it’s much easier to walk away from poor real-estate decisions.

    NY Times: Placing Blame As Students Are Buried in Debt

    One view I’ve always presented at IYM — and which I believe more strongly now than ever — is that the old saying, “Student loans are good debt!” is, to be polite, a load of horse crap. And a mighty dangerous one at that.

    Oh, the “good debt” notion might have held merit at some point. But now that decades of easy credit for student loans have allowed universities to increase costs at double-digit clips each year, and with world economies showing the strains of unsustainable debt (high unemployment, stagnant or declining wages, general societal unease) everywhere you look, I would like to think that we can pretty much kick the “good debt” preachers to the curb.

    (Your local university president, faculty, and financial-aid office staff would disagree, of course. But you’re nuts if you can’t realize that these folks must, in trader parlance, “talk their book.”)

    Easy Credit: End-User Peril Applies, No Matter The Product

    As I noted in my “Student Loan Bailouts” post, when you make money (credit) easily available for something, the price of that something will rise. This is basic economics. It has held true for:

    • House prices (credit easily available / government subsidized)
    • Higher-education prices (credit easily available / government subsidized)
    • Medical and healthcare (“deep pockets” of third-party insurance / government subsidized)
    • Auto prices (credit easily available / government guarantees as applicable to GM, GMAC, etc. only recently)

    And there are probably more examples which I can’t conjure up just now. But I’ve often wondered: Where might auto prices be if there weren’t an entire industry set up to loan cheap money to anyone who can fog a mirror?

    And where might higher-ed prices be if there weren’t an entire industry (and/or a federal government) set up to loan cheap (taxpayer-backed) money on the same basis?

    Answer: Significantly lower than they are now.

    In a world where the middle class has no savings to speak of — only piles of debt in its place — the words “cash only” would mean retail pricing power is out the freakin’ window.

    Easy credit, on the other hand, allows for an unimaginable amount of can-kicking: Prices can rise largely as desired, masking any and all underlying strains as long as the money flow is uninhibited. Rising prices mean prosperity, don’t you know. The eventual day of reckoning can be put off for a long, long time.

    But not forever.

    From the NY Times article:

    Like many middle-class families, Cortney Munna and her mother began the college selection process with a grim determination. They would do whatever they could to get Cortney into the best possible college, and they maintained a blind faith that the investment would be worth it.

    Hmmm. That whole “blind faith” thing — it sounds vaguely familiar. Oh yeah — didn’t we just careen through a period wherein real estate, and property prices, were viewed the same way? Blind faith … home prices only go up … price doesn’t matter … buy now or be priced out forever … and so on.

    Yep. I’ve seen this movie before.

    Today, however, Ms. Munna, a 26-year-old graduate of New York University, has nearly $100,000 in student loan debt from her four years in college, and affording the full monthly payments would be a struggle. For much of the time since her 2005 graduation, she’s been enrolled in night school, which allows her to defer loan payments.

    Ms. Munna has become proficient at playing kick-the-can at an early age, I see. Completely foreseeable offshoot of the “Price doesn’t matter; easy credit can make it happen!” environment we’ve so effectively cultivated.

    So in an eerie echo of the mortgage crisis, tens of thousands of people like Ms. Munna are facing a reckoning. They and their families made borrowing decisions based more on emotion than reason, much as subprime borrowers assumed the value of their houses would always go up.

    B I N G O.

    It is utterly depressing that there are so many people like her facing decades of payments, limited capacity to buy a home and a debt burden that can repel potential life partners. For starters, it’s a shared failure of parenting and loan underwriting.

    The “failure of parenting” part, I agree with. The “failure of loan underwriting” part, I don’t. Where’s the underwriting failure, exactly, when student loans are pretty much non-dischargeable? And further, guaranteed by Uncle Sam?

    Sounds like a lender’s dream, if you ask me. (Government policy changes notwithstanding.)

    But perhaps the biggest share [of blame] lies with colleges and universities because they have the most knowledge of the financial aid process. And I would argue that they had an obligation to counsel students like Ms. Munna, who got in too far over their heads.

    Oh, please. Were the loans not made available, we’d have heard from Ms. Munna and her mom about how “unfair” it all was — that dear Cortney wasn’t being allowed the “same opportunities” as were other, more financially well-off students. Again we can draw a clean parallel to easy-credit, government-backed mortgage lending: We’re told that it “has to be done” to afford the same “opportunities” to those of lesser financial means.

    And then, sometime later, we’ll hear how unexpected the blow-up was. How, of course, no one could see this coming.

    The financial aid office often has the best picture of what students like Ms. Munna are up against, because they see their families’ financial situation splayed out on the federal financial aid form. So why didn’t N.Y.U. tell Ms. Munna that she simply did not belong there once she’d passed, say, $60,000 in total debt?

    Seriously? You have to ask that question? The financial-aid office, and the university itself, has nothing to lose here. Like the TBTF banks and Wall Street houses who packaged mortgage-backed securities, the plan was to always and forever (1) make the questionable loan, (2) get paid, and (3) quickly roll the risk onto someone else.

    In the case of Ms. Munna, so long as NYU gets its bucks from Sallie Mae, Citibank, or whomever, then the risk immediately becomes someone else’s. For them, the system is operating precisely to specs.

    Once the Citibank checks cleared, it was Game, Set, Match.

    That [idea that college aid administrators want to keep their jobs] doesn’t change the fact, however, that the financial aid office is still in the best position to see trouble coming and do something to stop it. University officials should take on this obligation, even if they aren’t willing to advise students to attend another college.

    Um, no. First and foremost, it is the job of the parent. Stop trying to foist the largest chunk of blame anyplace but on the individual and/or family.

    Instead, they [the university] might deputize a gang of M.B.A. candidates or alumni in the financial services industry to offer free financial planning to admitted students and their families. Mr. Deike [vice president of enrollment management for N.Y.U] also noted that the bigger problem here is one of financial literacy. Fine. He and N.Y.U. are in a great position to solve for that by making every financial aid recipient take a financial planning class. The students could even use their families as the case study.

    Well, let’s see: The university wants revenue. The (most painless) way to get more revenue is to charge more money. Since nobody has any savings, the way to charge more money is to promote more borrowing. (Easily done, when your product is advantaged by the “good debt” notion.) The way to promote more borrowing is to … well, our culture pretty much does that for you.

    You’ll note that, as a nation, the United States has not had “financial literacy” and common-sense financial education as a strong suit. Instead, we tend to learn our basic economics the hard way. There’s a reason for that.

    When your job depends on you not deploying certain information, you won’t deploy it.

    When your economy depends on consumers not understanding something, you won’t put forth much more than token, public-relations effort in the other direction.

    The balance on Cortney Munna’s loans is about $97,000, including all of her federal loans and her private debt from Sallie Mae and Citibank. What are her options for digging out?

    …Cortney could move someplace cheaper than her current home city of San Francisco, but she worries about her job prospects, even with her N.Y.U. diploma.

    She recently received a raise and now makes $22 an hour working for a photographer. It’s the highest salary she’s earned since graduating with an interdisciplinary degree in religious and women’s studies.

    Sounds like our heroine took the lifetime vow of poverty pretty early on. (The truth hurts.)

    She may finally be earning enough to barely scrape by while still making the payments for the first time since she graduated, at least until interest rates rise and the payments on her loans with variable rates spiral up.

    What? Taking out loans with variable rates entails more risk, and can turn out badly? Since when?

    And while her job requires her to work nights and weekends sometimes, she probably should find a flexible second job to try to bring in a few extra hundred dollars a month.

    Indeed. Somewhere a pole is missing its best friend.

    (Sorry. The urge to insert a pole-dancing joke was just overwhelming. I’ll try to do better next time.)

    Ms. Munna understands this tough love, buck up, buckle-down advice. But she also badly wants to call a do-over on the last decade. “I don’t want to spend the rest of my life slaving away to pay for an education I got for four years and would happily give back,” she said. “It feels wrong to me.”

    Yes, well, I don’t want to pay for your education, either, Cortney. I have my own family (and daughter) to worry about. So I’d appreciate it if you’d take that sense of entitlement and woe-is-me you exhibit and place it … oh, never mind. If nothing else, you can just dodge the loans, and call it good.

    A hundred grand down the tubes, and I wonder if this young lady has really learned anything at all.




     

     

  5. Why I Promote ‘Baby Steps’

    When you have a website about personal finance that’s been up and running for years, you’re going to get plenty “Where do I start?” emails from readers.

    It’s pretty much inevitable.

    Same goes for your day-to-day life. As a financial blogger, if you develop any sort of “rep” at all, you’ll get similar questions from people you meet first-hand. The ones you don’t scare away, at least. You’re an Excel-wielding freak, after all.

    Over the years, in these situations, I’ve become quite comfortable in my promotion of Dave Ramsey’s Baby Steps plan. The reason it became my first choice?

    Simplicity, with a capital S.

    Well, actually, that’s just the main reason I point folks toward the Baby Steps. The plan can, with minimal description necessary, fit on one page. Everyone grasps it, and grasps it quickly. In a world where smart personal finance is frequently nuked by eye-glazing jargon, fine print, and fast-talking brokers of every sort, “simple” is a big plus.

    However, in my opinion, Ramsey’s Baby Steps plan is also the best-packaged (yes, this matters) and most accessible money plan out there.

    Dave Ramsey himself often says (correctly) that there’s nothing new in what he preaches. Instead, he just “packages” it better than everyone else.

    (He also has a mighty powerful, semi-captive “in” with the church-going crowd. But that’s a tangled post for another time.)

    Don’t You Care About the Math?

    Of course I care about the math. When I was working through my own “debt snowball,” I rerouted as many debt dollars into low-interest promo offers as I could, and then threw all extra cash at the highest-rate debts first. It worked great for us … but it also lengthened the time between instances where we could “cross debts off the list.”

    In lieu of that, I had to find other ways to keep myself motivated and on track. Most of these had to do with creating It’s Your Money and Money Musings and writing as much as I could. And oh yeah — I read every financial book I could get my hands on.

    Look: Paying debts off by smallest- to largest-balance, rather than by largest- to smallest-interest-rate, is practically guaranteed to cost more in interest. (Though how much more it’ll cost is very much a factor of how skyscraper-ish the rates are that you’re paying.)

    What it does give you, though, is something that 98 percent of debtors I’ve encountered desperately need. And that something is near-term, rapid bursts of motivation. A sense of immediate progress. A way to look down and see that they are, in fact, moving forward. They’re marking creditors off the list.

    It’s all about “quick wins,” as Ramsey phrases it.

    I’ve given the pay-by-balance versus pay-by-rate battle a lot of thought. Once I account for human nature, I have to come down on the side of pay-by-balance. So on this facet, Dave and I agree … but lots of other money bloggers disagree.

    Getting to Debt Freedom:
    How Much Does The “How” Matter?

    While it makes for interesting reader comments on higher-traffic blogs than this one, the “pay-by-balance” versus “pay-by-rate” debate seems, to me, to mostly miss the target:

    If the plan you follow works — if it gets you out of debt, decreases your stress, and improves your life — then it was the right plan.

    One More Reason I Recommend Dave…

    It’s because he’s everywhere.

    It comes down to that motivation thing again. If you’re feeling like you’re losing your grip on your finances, like your emergency fund saving and your debt paydown plans aren’t going anywhere, like your Baby Steps have become Baby Stumbles, then a few “visits with Dave” via his ubiquitous radio show and/or his nightly Fox Business call-in show can get your head straight in a hurry. And if you’re a Sunday-go-to-meetin’ soul, odds are pretty darn high that you’ll have a Financial Peace University setup going on there which you can easily access.

    No other money guru is as accessible, as available in as many channels, as Dave Ramsey is right now. AM radio … TV … live events … books and DVDs … you name it. He’s there, and ready to smack you upside the head should the need arise. (Which it will.)

    So there you go: In my mind, it’s the simplicity and accessibility of Dave Ramsey that puts him at the high-water mark of today’s financial personas.

    Is he a salesman at heart? Absolutely he is.

    Does he need to move DR-branded product? You bet he does.

    But until someone else’s name starts popping up in the “My husband and I finally have our finances under control, and it’s all thanks to Dave Ramsey” statements I hear so often, his Baby Steps plan will be the one I suggest.




     

     

  6. Our Debt Paydown

    Like so many people, my family has lived with debt (of one sort or another) our entire lives.

    On a website and blog that’s focused on dispatching debt, padding savings, and improving net worth, I feel it’s important that I keep readers abreast of my own money situation. Moreover, when it comes to achieving debt freedom, in my case, I’ve accomplished much more since I’ve made myself somewhat “accountable to the world” in this fashion. I began IYM in early 2002 with just this intent, and it worked beautifully.

    A Brief History

    I’ve been up to my neck in debt, and I’ve been debt-free except for the mortgage.

    Debt-free is better.

    As I relate in my IYM: About Us page, we first became “debt-free, except for the mortgage” in 2005. That all changed in December of that same year — see (“How Quickly It All Changes” for more info. Automobile debt (“There’s Something New in the Garage”) crept back into our financial picture.

    So what debts do we have now, and why?

    A Mortgage

    At an effective interest rate of 2.75% (thanks to MCC tax credits) for 15 years, I’m in no great hurry to pay this off. It’s not included in our Debt Paydown.

    … And Nothing Else!

    On the right column, the amount shown in my Debt Paydown reflected my balance on our last auto loan. When we bought our 2006 Accord in December of 2005, we put $4,000 down and financed the balance for 5 years at 3.95 percent. We paid this loan off in early September of 2008, after a mere 990 days.

    What About Student Loans?

    I paid off the last of my student loans (“So Long, Sallie Mae”) in May of 2005. I’d taken out the first of these loans way back in 1990. (Oh, all the interest I paid!)

    What About Credit Cards?

    We became free of credit-card debt in December, 2004. And yes, it felt really good. As I recall, the highest balance we ever accumulated was in the $10,000 range. (Seeing those red five-digit numbers in Quicken wasn’t fun, either.)

    These days, a glance at our household balance sheet will almost always show that we have credit-card balances outstanding. Don’t let your head explode, though.

    Instead, rest assured that if there’s credit-card debt on our balance sheet, it consists of portions which are either (1) non-revolving, and paid off every month; or (2) for 0% credit-card arbitrage. I hold these balances in either my ING Direct (review) savings accounts or in short-term Treasuries.

    And that’s the lowdown on our Debt Paydown!




     

     

  7. Savers Pay for Spendthrifts (“No Kidding!” Edition)

    Not that this is breaking news to readers here, but at least we have a sizeable media outlet stating the obvious — that stupid-low interest rates mean savers get to pay for banks’ mistakes:

    NY Times: At Tiny Rates, Saving Costs Money

    If you haven’t figured it out by now, you and I as Designated Savers get to subsidize the spend-happy folks (and the banks who lend to them, and the financial system that craters without them…) pretty much in perpetuity. I rather appreciate this comment from PIMCO’s Bill Gross, explaining things oh-so-well:

    “What the average citizen doesn’t explicitly understand is that a significant part of the government’s plan to repair the financial system and the economy is to pay savers nothing and allow damaged financial institutions to earn a nice, guaranteed spread,” said William H. Gross, co-chief investment officer of the Pacific Investment Management Company, or Pimco. “It’s capitalism, I guess, but it’s not to be applauded.”

    Mr. Gross said he read his monthly portfolio statement twice because he could not believe that the line “Yield on cash” was 0.01 percent. At that rate, he said, it would take him 6,932 years to double his money.

    And don’t we savers know it. I mean, Mr. Gross ought to at least get acquainted with ING Direct.


    We go on to learn that (SURPRISE SURPRISE) low interest rates are particularly painful for seniors. Why? Because so many of them are on fixed, safe-investment-based incomes:

    Eileen Lurie, 75, is taking out a reverse mortgage to help offset the decline in returns on her investments tied to interest rates. Reverse mortgages have a checkered reputation, but Ms. Lurie said her bank was going out of its way to explain the product to her.

    “These banks don’t want to be held responsible for thousands of seniors standing in bread lines,” she said.

    Ms. Lurie needs to wake up and smell the Starbucks Holiday Blend.

    Firstly, were I the reporter on this story, I’d have to ask Ms. Lurie, “Exactly who is it that’s paying you those on-the-floor savings rates, thereby forcing you to reverse-mortgage your home equity to them, thereby (again) generating some sweet banking monthly fee income?”

    (Answer: the banks)

    Secondly, I’ve formed the opinion that if your nearest Really Big Bank and/or Bank Holding Company could find a way to book record profits and earn management bonuses simply by putting seniors in bread lines, they’d do it. And a millisecond later they’d leverage-up their bets at 37-to-1, utilizing some variety of “Seniors in Bread Lines” default-swap derivative.

    (“Jenkins!” yells the Goldman Sachs guy who’s reading this. “We need some financial innovation over here — STAT!”)

    I dunno. Ms. Lurie seems pretty naive. Perhaps we could arrange for her to make a social call with the Rickmans, late of Denver:

    Denver Post: Credit-Card Squeeze Angers Elderly Couple

    Our geriatric anti-heros, the Rickmans, are mighty miffed at Bank of America.

    [Rickman] is 81 now, seven years his wife’s senior. They have had a Bank of America credit card for 20 years. They never once in all that time, both say in near unison, missed a payment.

    Rickman slides his December bill across the table, with instructions to read it. No, not all of that, he spits, a Pall Mall cigarette hanging on one side of his mouth. Look at the interest rate, he says.

    Sixteen-point-nine percent, it reads.

    “I was paying 5.9 percent, which is what I have paid for years,” he says. “I always paid them $500 a month without complaint. Now, they want $1,074 this month. I can’t pay it. I won’t pay it.”

    That’s his prerogative, certainly. Whilst it is, admittedly, a bit late, I do have a simple yet valuable Life Equation for Mr. Rickman:

    It should go without saying that when card companies see their ability to do “Whatever the f__k they want” to their customers being limited at some specific time in the near future, as they do with the CARD Act, then they will all immediately rush to do “Whatever the f__k they can” to their customers immediately, if not sooner.

    This idea of banks frontrunning upcoming regulations ain’t rocket science. Really. I’d say “It’s so simple, even a congressman could figure it out,” but a cursory glance at today’s headlines would prove it’s not quite that simple, apparently.

    Ah well. Let’s see what this week’s news cycle brings…




     

     

  8. 12 Things Said By People Who Suck With Money

    Pardon me, folks, whilst I take a moment for myself. I’m going to vent right now, mostly because it feels like a great time to Go Soapbox on the world.

    I don’t know exactly what set me off this evening (it’s late Sunday as I write this). But I’m pretty sure that the NY Times article “Couple Learn the High Price of Easy Credit” didn’t help. Thanks to Tricia at Blogging Away Debt for linking it. But after reading it, I don’t feel at all that this couple has what it takes to climb out of their hole. From the article:

    … and $13,680 on a CashBuilder Elite Visa, including a monthly finance charge of $200.

    A “CashBuilder Elite” Visa? Finance charges of $200? That’s the great thing about credit cards and the credit-card industry: Sometimes the irony is Just. So. Thick.

    Anyhow, let’s get to the show. Let me find my trusty ol’ cynical soapbox…

    12 Things You Hear From People
    Who (Probably) Suck With Money

    1. “Don’t look at me. It’s my [wife/husband] who spends it all.”

      Of course. And if you blame them long enough, it’ll all work itself out in the end, right? Or at least the judge will make it so it does. (“Work itself out,” and “end,” I mean.)

    2. “Who has time to budget? Not me.”

      This one’s pretty universal. The convenient thing is that they’ll have plenty of time to budget when they hit retirement and stop workin—

      Oh, wait. Never mind.

    3. “We refinanced last week and paid off our credit cards.”

      No, you didn’t “pay off” your debt, Maureen. You just moved it. And you’ll be moving again when the bank forecloses on your house. But first things first: You need to get those cards maxed-out again.

      Then . . . just give it time.

    4. “I wanted to pay off the cards, but my husband says his investments are doing better than the interest.”

      If your cards are charging you today’s standard rates — say, 14 to 18 percent interest — then I have news for you:

      Your husband is either lying, or he can’t do math.

      Just sayin’.

      (Note: Pfbloggers and FatWalleters are exempt from this one.)

    5. “Yeah, it was a lot of money. But you only live once, right?”

      I’m not sure. But as long you’re alive, you might as well be making payments.

    6. “Of course I need the new Dodge Behemoth SUV. It’s safer for our child, and my show poodles need more space.”

      Which is precisely why I can only dream of watching folks like this filling up in a world of four-bucks-a-gallon gas—

      Oh, wait. Never mind.

    7. “I couldn’t save money even if I wanted to.”

      No, what you probably mean is that you couldn’t sacrifice even if you wanted to. Which you don’t.

      But that’s okay. The folks at Crate ‘n’ Barrel love you.

    8. “I could pay all my bills off if they’d just give me that [raise/promotion/bonus] at work.”

      Yeah, you and everyone else. Except that when more money comes in, it just means that more money goes out, and you’re right back at #7 (above) again. That’s why they call it the Rat Race.

    9. “Man, if I won the lottery, all my money problems would be history.”

      No, what you mean is that all your money problems would be historic. As in of epic proportions. Because if you can’t manage thirty grand a year, you can’t manage three hundred grand, either. Mark it down.

      The line of lottery winners who’ve gone broke starts right over there. And it stretches all the way back to . . . oh, I don’t know. Maybe Miami.

    10. “I put it on my Worst Buy card, so I have six months to pay it off before there’s any interest. We’ll have it paid off by then.”

      Sure you will. You, again, and everybody else. You could’ve paid for it with cash if you’d wanted to, right?

      (Another instance where most money-bloggers and FatWalleters are probably exempt.)

    11. “But it’s my wedding! I dreamed about it forever, I want to remember it forever, and I want for that day to be fabulous!”
      Okay. So I heard this from someone doing an interview on TV. It might’ve been a put-on for all I know. But there are ladies out there who feel this way, right? I just got exceedingly lucky and met one who didn’t, right?

      Worth noting: It’s easy to remember your “fabulous wedding” forever when forever is how long you (and/or your parents) will be paying for it.

    12. “Hello there. I’m Joe Smith. I’m a U.S. Congressman. How are you today?”

      Fine, thanks. So . . . you, uh . . . you deficit much, Mr. Smith? How’s that darn federal-budget-thing working out for you? Tell me: Do you guys ever actually use those calculators we taxpayers paid twelve grand for?

    Okay. That’s about all I can come up with right now. What sorts of things have you heard uttered from the mouths of financial slackers? What little snippets tip you off that someone’s stuck on the First Rule of Holes, figuratively speaking?