To all the proud guys who read this blog: You only thought
you had accomplished something in life. Well, it now appears that you and I have been one-upped.
By a 13-year-old kid.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
Yeah, that's right. Wipe the coffee off your computer screen and keep reading. I couldn't make this stuff up.Money.co.uk: 13yo Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy ... Entertainment
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
Kid was playing Halo in a hotel room with a couple of $1k/night ladies.
It occurs to me that maybe — just maybe — one of the sorrier points of getting old is that you lose your imagination.
The $1,000 a night girls, sensing something up, played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
On the other hand, one of the finer points of getting old is that you understand when there are chunks of your imagination which are best recounted only on a future episode of Dr. Phil
By someone else.
Labels: Credit Cards, Odd 'n' Fun