Thanks. You really made me laugh. And here's some info for you:
The Good News: Because you're driving a Cadillac Escalade, onlookers might actually think you're actually in such a wonderful money position that spending twelve dollars is a meaningless financial event for you.
The Bad News: Your truck's warranty will expire in roughly 4,760 miles. Having your credit card decline when you attempt to pay for a twelve dollar flat repair hints that you're in no condition to pay for all the ... uh ... more significant ... repairs that you're destined to encounter. In fact, judging from my experience, Life seems very much on the brink of dishing out some All-You-Can-Eat, Szechuan-Style, Spicy-Hot Ownage to your pocketbook.