The Onion: Ford Unveils New Car for 2010: The 2003 Taurus (video)
With a 3.1-litre V6 engine, a functioning exhaust system, and a working battery, the 1993 Ford Taurus is a car for everyone who can come up with $650 in cash.
No kidding! I know a couple of those people — except the government's "Cash for Clunkers" already got them to spend way more than $650. Oh well.
Labels: Automobiles
